Thursday, September 15, 2011

Your Questions About Anxiety Hotline Number

Lizzie asks…R&S: How about a little bit of humour to lighten the mood? What's your favourite joke?(Not necessarily religion-related)

Mine is:

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are

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